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Kings and Aces

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:00:27 -0400

Kings and Aces

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:00:27 -0400

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Tue, 29 Sep 2009 06:00:27 -0400

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Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:01:13 -0400

friends!

listen!
Everything!
is TOUCHING!
Everything Else!
oh YES?!?!?!!!!!

our BRAND SPANKING NEW ALBUM is out TODAY! BUY it HERE! http://is.gd/2Lqhw

TALK it HERE! http://twitter.com/
HERE! http://www.myspace.com/theseunited
n THERE! http://www.facebook.com/theseunitedstates

SHARE it EVERYwhere with us!

heart!
tUs!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:57:48 -0400

here we go out on the Road again! got a NEW TUNE for yas to Celebrate! check it, Lords n Ladies?! on da MySpace er even da FacePlace?! oo, yeah, and HERE is what the new album Artworks’re gonna look like, courtesy of our deal Baltimore bud John Malloy…

Honor Amongst Thieves

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:30:21 -0400

Honor Amongst Thieves

Mon, 11 May 2009 12:45:28 -0400

Just Ask Jesse Elliott: Straight Is the New Gay

Mon, 04 May 2009 15:29:15 -0400

our first tour night off together in quite a while, we did the logical thing - went to see GWAR ROCK OUR FACES OFF IN PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND?!?!?!?!?!?! observe the (FAKE????) blood on Robby’s (REAL????) head…

Ladies and Gentlemen, we Present The U.S.V. Heyoka ("Evangelina") !

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 08:41:00 -0400

The competition was fierce. The bribes were significant. The riots were impressive. But, in the end, Truth and Beauty prevailed, and we, These United States, chose the perfect name(s) from the hundreds submitted for our brand new old beautiful van. From here on out, Said Van shall be known as…

The U.S.V. Heyoka

or, for short (in urgent/dangerous situations)

Evangelina

technically, these names were provided by THREE different entrants to the Contest. they are a mutt. like us. like our van. like our democracy. (sigh). as promised, these winners — Sarah L, Sarah M, and Michael — should they choose to come forward and present themselves, will EACH receive the following, in their “VanTasy Prize Pack!”…

** one (1) Very First Non-Essential Item to (Naturally) Fall off the New TUS Van
** one (1) Personalized Traveler-on-the-Go Mixtape by These United States
** one (1) Enlightening Road Haiku written by the TUS band member of your choice
** one (1) Meaningful Souvenir from the World’s Largest Truck Stop (Interstate 80, in Iowa)
** one (1) Full-Color Glossy Glamour Shot (Standing or Reclining) of These United States
** one (1) Super-Awesome Bragging Rights Forever to All of Your Awesome Friends U Have

(for full list of names submitted for Said Contest, please consult Comments here.)

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 09:50:56 -0400

We’ve met this Dave Allen character. He’s a good character. At first, this article’s title made us GASP… in SHOCK… and in AWE… But THEN… the article ITSELF, made us THINK…. hmmmm… what do YOU think?? (Read about: The End of the Album!)

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:03:40 -0400

NAME OUR NEW OLD VAN! WIN AMAZING PRIZES! GO ENTER YR CLEVER WITTICISMS RIGHT HERE AND NOW! HERE WE GO?!??!!…

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:12:00 -0500

New Spring Tour Poster, by Anthony Dihle!

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:09:07 -0500

the One Good Thing about Music…

Audio

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:46:11 -0500

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:40:04 -0500

Music as Govt-funded Public Utility - Yay! :)

Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:32:42 -0500

Best. Song. Ever.

check out this cover song we did for “A Splice Original...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:18:27 -0500

check out this cover song we did for “A Splice Original Compilation: The Old Lonesome Sound”

secret things, happening, coming yr way, soon, ish…

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:05:15 -0500

secret things, happening, coming yr way, soon, ish…

Scranton! Brooklyn! DC! This Weekend!

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 12:15:23 -0500

Scranton! Brooklyn! DC! This Weekend!

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:04:13 -0500

Krazed Logik of da Kinks