Welcome to the moving musical signpost of These United States. We'll throw a few random buckets of paint onto the Map here every once in a while, see what new Roads er Rivers appear.
For the most updated info on Tour Dates, check out our [MySpace Page].
To get hold of us, drop a line at: theseunitedstates [at] gmail [dot] com
here we go out on the Road again! got a NEW TUNE for yas to Celebrate! check it, Lords n Ladies?! on da MySpace er even da FacePlace?! oo, yeah, and HERE is what the new album Artworks’re gonna look like, courtesy of our deal Baltimore bud John Malloy…
our first tour night off together in quite a while, we did the logical thing - went to see GWAR ROCK OUR FACES OFF IN PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND?!?!?!?!?!?! observe the (FAKE????) blood on Robby’s (REAL????) head…
The competition was fierce. The bribes were significant. The riots were impressive. But, in the end, Truth and Beauty prevailed, and we, These United States, chose the perfect name(s) from the hundreds submitted for our brand new old beautiful van. From here on out, Said Van shall be known as…
The U.S.V. Heyoka
or, for short (in urgent/dangerous situations)
Evangelina
technically, these names were provided by THREE different entrants to the Contest. they are a mutt. like us. like our van. like our democracy. (sigh). as promised, these winners — Sarah L, Sarah M, and Michael — should they choose to come forward and present themselves, will EACH receive the following, in their “VanTasy Prize Pack!”…
** one (1) Very First Non-Essential Item to (Naturally) Fall off the New TUS Van
** one (1) Personalized Traveler-on-the-Go Mixtape by These United States
** one (1) Enlightening Road Haiku written by the TUS band member of your choice
** one (1) Meaningful Souvenir from the World’s Largest Truck Stop (Interstate 80, in Iowa)
** one (1) Full-Color Glossy Glamour Shot (Standing or Reclining) of These United States
** one (1) Super-Awesome Bragging Rights Forever to All of Your Awesome Friends U Have
(for full list of names submitted for Said Contest, please consult Comments here.)
We’ve met this Dave Allen character. He’s a good character. At first, this article’s title made us GASP… in SHOCK… and in AWE… But THEN… the article ITSELF, made us THINK…. hmmmm… what do YOU think?? (Read about: The End of the Album!)
NAME OUR NEW OLD VAN! WIN AMAZING PRIZES! GO ENTER YR CLEVER WITTICISMS RIGHT HERE AND NOW! HERE WE GO?!??!!…
New Spring Tour Poster, by Anthony Dihle!
